Однажды осенью, сидя на балконе и елозя ложкой в чашке, я поняла, что надо восхищаться жизнью. Без изумления жизнь скучна, однообразна и бесцветна. И начала я удивляться всему подряд: желтизне осени, ночному глубокому небу и манящим мирам, спрятанным на его дне, этому неоднозначному мирозданию, людям вокруг, до конца нераспробованному миру слов, звуков и ощущений. Я списывала это на юность, на неопытность и незнание; мне еще только предстояло прочесть столько прекрасных книг, узнать много нового о людях, побывать в terra incognita для меня. Возможная перспектива узнать много нового будоражила, но и одновременно расстраивала: ведь можно пресытиться жизнью, узнать все или почти все (ну, ладно - все, необходимое для собственного сносного существования) и относиться ко всему хладнокровно, без удивления с раскрытым ртом.
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method JError::isError() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 721 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getApplication() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 90 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JURI::base() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 109 Жил-был стакан, простой граненый стакан. Обычно он обитал в буфете, но время от времени его оттуда доставали и заполняли водой, но всякий раз лишь наполовину. В такие моменты стакан мучился сомнением – это он так наполовину пуст или это он так наполовину полон? Такая жизнь с такими мыслями изрядно портила ему настроение. В целом это был вечно недовольный стакан, который хотел только одного – уехать на море и жить там.
Но однажды его достала из шкафа маленькая девочка с толстой косичкой. Она налила в стакан воду – конечно же, наполовину, но пить не стала, а отнесла к себе в комнату. Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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Без дураков! Всеми фибрами души, каждой клеточкой тела! Проклиная очередное [й-а] фонетического разбора, убегающие буквы из корней слов, уменьшительно-ласкательные суффиксы и деепричастные обороты. А она была живым воплощением этого кошмара. Она венчала пирамиду, нагромождённую правилами различных правописаний орфографии и пунктуации. Отыскивая и не находя в нас хотя бы намёк на чувство языка, она день за днём вдалбливала нам его, пока по закону диалектики тупое заучивание не переходило в осознанное понимание. – Запишите это и за-пом-ни-те на-ве-ки! – бесконечно твердила она нам, растягивая слова и свято веря, что главный предмет в школе, несомненно, русский язык. В ответ на её мучения мы придумывали свои, соревнуясь в изобретательности, и похваляясь друг перед другом. От пресловутых кнопок на стуле, до ночных звонков на домашний телефон. От попыток срыва урока, до исписывания стен её подъезда угрозами граффити. Мы были героями! И дерзко смотрели ей в глаза, когда она просила записать очередное домашнее задание. Хотя это, по правде говоря, было лишним. Глаза её скрывались за толстыми линзами очков в доисторической роговой оправе – она почти ничего не видела. Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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Экстренное заседание рабочей группы в Единой Службе Спасения длилось третий час: впервые ангел-душехранитель Алексий не вышел на связь в обозначенное время. Атмосфера накалялась. - Итак. Подведем итоги на сегодняшний день, - продолжил старший руководитель аналитической службы Крисна. - Воплощение Будды согласно Божественной Программе, возможно только, если очень похотливое существо успешно пройдет три духовные практики на пути к Просветлению: через страхи, через эго и через безусловную любовь, а затем удалится в Нирвану для подготовки к новому воплощению в теле Пречистой Родительницы Будды. Сопровождать ее по этому пути может только Алексий потому, что первое: так прописано (он показал пальцем на верх) в Божественной Программе, и мы тут ничего не можем изменить, и во вторых: Алексий лучший наш солдат. - А на дворе, прошу отметить, Кали-Юга! - громогласно из зала вставил Перун и добавил шепотом: «мать вашу етить». Крисна выразительно посмотрел на Перуна и продолжил: Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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Non-static method JApplication::getMenu() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/application.php on line 345 Strict Standards: Non-static method JLoader::import() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/loader.php on line 186 Strict Standards: Non-static method JMenu::getInstance() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 720 Strict Standards: Non-static method JError::isError() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 721 Strict Standards: Non-static method JSite::getMenu() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_content/router.php on line 19 Strict Standards: Non-static method 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Купила конверт, запаслась ручками и черновиками, стала продумывать, что именно я хочу сказать. Пробовала слова на вкус, смаковала, выплевывала неуместное. Я оттягивала время отправки письма, про себя думая: «ну вот завтра точно отправлю!», но и на завтра у меня находилось тысяча причин, чтобы не бросать конверт в почтовый ящик. А все из-за того, что мне болезненно необходимо было сказать Тебе: Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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/home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JURI::base() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 109 Иногда не хочется говорить о мужиках вообще, хочется о единственных. Единственный – это тот, кто превращает бутон в распустившийся цветок. Во всех смыслах распустившийся, да. Тот, для кого ты хочешь надеть белое платье и потом снять его, а в реальности держишь в руках ощипанную ромашку и стоишь совсем одна. Повсюду одна, на знакомых берегах Москвы-реки, в запутанных переулках, убегающих от Тверской, на какой-нибудь party в красивом платье – когда тебе, в общем-то, даже все равно, кто ты такая. Потому что он-то знал тебя в джинсах и майке, посреди подмосковного поля, и без джинсов и без майки, и когда вы пили на двоих теплое пиво и не нужно было никаких тонких бокалов с шампанским и цветов и признаний – и без того голова кружилась. А сейчас – где он? В общем, единственный – это такой парень, про которого вы будете внукам рассказывать. Может, не своим внукам – но расскажете. Такие сказки сложно держать при себе, ими делиться хочется. Сказать, так бывает, знаете ли. 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JApplication::getMenu() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/application.php on line 345 Strict Standards: Non-static method JLoader::import() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/loader.php on line 186 Strict Standards: Non-static method JMenu::getInstance() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 720 Strict Standards: Non-static method JError::isError() should not be called statically in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 721 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getApplication() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 90 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JURI::base() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 109 Они сели в его серебристую «Тойоту Приус», которую он ласково называл «Примусом». ⁃ Знаете, Вась, а у меня тут пирожные. Вот какие. ⁃ Алексей достал «приманку» и поднес к ее носу. Конечно, он знал. Свойствам человеческой бессмертной души он так и не перестал удивляться. Например, тому, что некоторые телесные привычки сохранялись и переходили из одного воплощения в другое, хотя это никак не объяснялось и ровным счетом ничего не меняло. Это просто было, как «медицинский факт» и все тут, как еще одно физическое свойство Вселенной. Ангел уже знал, что Похотливое Существо всякий раз испытывало любовь к ореховым сладостям. Ну, и еще кое к чему... Но до этого пока было далеко. «Интересно что еще я в ней узнаю?», - подумал Ангел и почувствовал, как он весь, от пяток к голове, медленно, как полый сосуд, заполняется нежностью. Эта двойственность ощущений — ангельских и телесных - каждый раз казалась ему насколько привычной, настолько и пугающей. Он сделал глубокий вдох и втянул в себя поток нежности, позволил ему заполнить себя до краев, раз уж это все равно было неизбежно, подождал, когда нежность равномерно разойдется по всему его телу, уляжется мягким слоем, а когда почувствовал тепло в груди и легкое покалывание в кончиках пальцев рук и ног, пробормотал: Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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Мне не передать простым пролетарским слогом, как я рада тому, что теперь, чтобы попасть к тебе на прием, никуда ходить не надо. Не надо стучаться в шумоизолирующие и пуленепробиваемые двери, обивать пороги кабинетов и терпеть унижение. Как же хорошо, лапушка, что в этот раз ты пришел сам! Вот он лежишь ты, добренький, передо мной; а вот она и я: стою перед тобой, облаченная в миленький медицинский костюмчик. Я пришла к тебе без клизмы в руках и намерений пустить твоей бирюзовой кровушки себе в пробирочку, даже мусор из туалета не выброшу. я пришла, чтобы все тебе сказать. Стою и говорю – внимай! Пока ты лежишь в платной одиночной камере и сохраняешь остатки своего драгоценного здоровья, мое начальство нисколько не бережет меня. Они постоянно напоминают мне о твоем присутствии, прячут от тебя пакеты с мусором, а излюбленным пунктом в меню изощрений становится мойка мусорных ведер. Они держат меня в страхе перед тобой, но ты же не такой, я знаю. возвращайся на рабочее место, не нарушай трудовой процесс. Волшебник-министр, будь ласков, поправляйся! С покорностью и благоговением обрушиваюсь к пятам твоим я, ударница труда и мойщица мусорных ведер, Сима Платцман. 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/home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getConfig() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/application/application.php on line 394 Strict Standards: Non-static method JURI::base() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/includes/router.php on line 109 Тут, аккурат на 29 июня, напали на нас китайцы. Вошли двумя армиями – в районе Краснокаменска и Хабаровска, и стали двигаться вглубь российской территории, нигде не встречая сопротивления. Первая армия направилась на северо-запад, к Чите, а вторая – по Амуру, к Комсомольску, чтобы, значит, этот кусок себе отрезать. Быстро собрали конференцию, пригласили журналистов со всего мира. Президент долго говорил. В том смысле, что, дескать, победа лучше, чем непобеда, и что у нас в Сколоково передовые технологии, нано и модернизация полным ходом. А у китайцев, мол, х@й ночевал, только подделывать умеют. Короче, говорит, мы их морально победим. Всех такая речь воодушевила. 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АНГЕЛ: ...А нас спрашивают? Дали разнарядку и крендец. РАССКАЗЧИЦА: И, конечно же, она его сразу соблазнила. На то она и была очень похотливым существом. А когда он понял, какую допустил оплошность, рвать перья на груди было уже поздно... АНГЕЛ: …И за это я был прикреплен к ней навечно. РАССКАЗЧИЦА: И каждый раз, когда она перерождалась, он снова и снова позволял ей себя соблазнить, потому что каждый раз при ее появлении напрочь забывал, что он ангел и выполняет свою работу... Она приходила то в шубе из какого-то мертвого животного по морозу, то в розовом платье и зеленой кофте летом, то в дурацкой голубой курточке, которая не закрывала даже пупок под дождем, все время лохматая. У нее то отрывался каблук, то размазывалась тушь или воротник был в шоколаде. Она никогда не носила с собой носового платка и все время шмыгала носом от насморка. 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Метро. Вадик стоит в центре зала. Ждёт Надю. Уже давно вместе. Отличная пара. Звонок под утро, снова командировка. Борт за речку через 8 часов. Если он успеет, то у них будет часа два. Strict Standards: Non-static method JText::sprintf() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/components/com_tag/views/tag/tmpl/blog.php on line 96 Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/rumanna3/rumanna.ru/docs/libraries/joomla/methods.php on line 134 Подробнее... 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Нет, я не серийный убийца. И не менеджер в ритуальном агентстве. Я санитар морга. Моя мама тяжело и, похоже, неизлечимо больна. Она болеет очень давно. Так давно, что я уже и не помню ее здоровой. Едва ли не половину года моя мама проводит в больницах. Врачи ставят ей разные диагнозы, госпитализируют в разные отделения, но, я думаю, что моя мама болеет болезнью, которая неподвластна лучшим врачам и действию самых дорогих препаратов. Мне кажется, что она болеет усталостью от жизни и недостатком любви.
В морге я работаю не один, со мной в смену работает ещё один человек – Леха, студент меда. Мой напарник – парень, в-целом, неплохой: отзывчивый, ответственный, но слишком уж немногословный. Он может часами сидеть в тишине, уставившись в одну точку, или читать книгу, не обращая никакого внимания на мои тщетные попытки побеседовать. У нас нет общих интересов, увлечений или каких-либо других точек соприкосновения, а о работе – что говорить? На мои вопросы Леха отвечает односложно, нехотя. На первых порах подобное его поведение приводило меня в отчаяние. Выносить эту смертельную тишину я просто не мог, и тогда я бесцельно шатался по больнице или ходил пить чай к санитарам приемного покоя – они хотя бы разговаривают. И пусть зачастую разговоры беспредметны, а иногда и откровенно глупы, они все ж лучше убивающего молчания, царящего в морге. 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Как и все другие кленовые листья, он был безупречно красив и уникален своей формой, цветом, упругостью прожилок, толщиной черенка. И, как и многие кленовые листья, он никогда об этом не вспоминал... Скорее всего, он об этом даже не задумывался. Наоборот, большую часть дня он думал о том, что совершенно неразличим на своем дереве, а оно в свою очередь, ни чем не отличается от других кленов в парке. Он так горевал и страдал по этому поводу, что даже гусеницы обползали его стороной, ведь час от часу он становился все более горьким и сухим.
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